The Secret

I have....found out the secret to getting more page-views...
It's so simple, I don't know why I didn't think of it sooner.... PSHHH...

And the fun part is that anyone can do it, it's /THAT/ simple...

Now I'm wondering, should I share this delightful secret ?
Because it does take a bit of math skills...and then again, if I share the secret, it would mean that more people would know how to increase their page-views...where's the fun in that ?

Herp-de-derp....oh, what do I do ?